STOP THE PRESSES, DROP YOUR TACOS, AND HOLD ON TO WHATEVER YOU CAN BECAUSE THE WORLD IS ABOVE ALL! THIS IS NOT A DRILL, PEOPLE! THE NEWS THAT NO ONE THOUGHT WAS POSSIBLE HAS JUST EXPLODED IN THE FACE OF MEXICAN HIGH SOCIETY!
THE UNTOUCHABLE “JUNIORS” ACT HAS FALLEN APART! THE MYSTERIOUS AND TERRIFYING “SEE MORE” THAT LEFT US WITH OUR HEART ON OUR HEADS FINALLY REVEALS ITS DARKEST AND MOST ROTTEN SECRET.
Oh my goodness! What’s up, my dear friends from Mexico City, the north, the coast, and all of this magical Mexico that wakes up today raw with fright!
It’s probably happened to you too, too. You were there, scrolling through Facebook or X (formerly the blue bird), about to take a swig of your Coke or worrying about getting pickpocketed on the subway, when suddenly… BAM! Your phone vibrated with that fury that only announces tragedies or that payday has arrived. And there it was. That damn notification that stopped all our hearts. A blurry image, like it was taken from a dodgy security camera, with silhouettes that looked like “respectable” people, and that headline sliced off by the treacherous algorithm: “These are the accused in the… See more . “
Holy shit, dude! Admit it! Your blood pressure dropped to your ankles. You felt a chill run down your spine and a lump rise in your throat. That incomplete “mue…” was the gateway to the hell of uncertainty. We all knew what it meant. They weren’t accused of stealing a “tooth,” or breaking a “piece of furniture.” They were accused of DEATH .
And who were those pixelated faces? Drug traffickers? Serial killers from Iztapalapa? NO, MAN! This is much more sinister. Mexican intuition, that infallible instinct, told us it smelled like expensive perfume mixed with gunpowder.
Most people shied away from the patch and didn’t click the damn button for fear of seeing something that would keep them up at night or infect them with a Russian virus. But we, here at your trusted portal, where we’re not afraid of the devil or lawsuits from influential parents, DID click it. We took the risk for you, folks, to bring you the real deal, straight from the gut.
And let me tell you, with a bread roll in my hand because I’m still trembling, that the reality hidden behind that “See more” is a THOUSAND TIMES MORE TWISTED, SCANDALOUS AND DANGEROUS than your morbid mind imagined.
The mystery is over! Get your double tequilas ready because this is intense!
The full phrase, the one that the elites of Polanco and Lomas de Chapultepec tried to block with millions of pesos in bribes to the media, is this atomic bomb of information:
“THESE ARE THE ONES ACCUSED OF THE DEATH –IN A BIZARRE ‘SEX GAMES’ RITUAL THAT WENT WRONG– OF THE YOUNG SOCIALITE MARIANA ‘THE GOLDEN GIRL’ VALENZUELA, WHOSE BODY APPEARED IN A LUXURY PENTHOUSE THREE DAYS AGO.”
TAKE THAT, BEARDED ONE! Just like you read it! The can of worms of the murderous rich kids has been opened!
CHRONICLE OF A “STYLISH” PARTY THAT ENDED IN A BLOODBATH
To understand the magnitude of this mess, we have to rewind. Three days ago, Mexico woke up to the news that Marianita Valenzuela, that gorgeous young woman, daughter of a steel magnate, the one who always appeared in society magazines smiling and helping out at foundations, had been found dead.
The initial official version was the classic cover-up: “Accidental overdose.” They said she overdid it with the pills at an after-party. PURE LIES, PEOPLE! They were trying to pull the wool over our eyes!
The “See more” we just uncovered reveals the leak of an Instagram “Close Friends” video, recorded minutes before the tragedy, showing the now accused in the middle of a toxic orgy.
MEET THE “MONSTERS OF THE HILLS”! THE FACES BEHIND THE CLICKBAIT
Who are the little angels in the photo you received on your phone? Brace yourselves, because these names are going to be making headlines in court (unless their parents get them out of the country first):
- THE LEADER OF HORROR: RODRIGO “EL RORRO” C. That guy in the photo, the one with the bookish haircut and the shirt unbuttoned down to his belly button. Son of a powerful politician who must be moving heaven and earth right now to cover up the truth. Witnesses claim that “El Rorro” was Mariana’s toxic boyfriend and the organizer of these macabre little parties where designer drugs unknown even to the DEA were mixed with humiliating power games.
- THE “SHY” FRIEND: FERNANDA “THE RICH ONE” G. Oh my, with friends like that, who needs enemies! In the photo, she looks like she didn’t do it, but the investigations point to her being in charge of “getting” the drugs and, even worse, they claim she was incredibly jealous of Mariana. How awful! Rumor has it that she was the one who recorded the video where Mariana already looked unwell, mocking her instead of helping her.
- THE VIP DEALER: SANTIAGO “THE ALCHEMIST” M. A junior who studied chemistry abroad just to learn how to cook up more potent concoctions. In the leaked image, he’s seen with wide eyes, holding what appears to be the “death cocktail” that was given to the victim.
WHAT REALLY HAPPENED IN THAT CURSED PENTHOUSE? THE THEORY THAT WILL CHILL YOU OUT
The “See more” button not only revealed the faces, it also revealed the prosecution’s theory that wealthy parents want to bury. It wasn’t a random overdose.
They’re talking about a sick “challenge.” A game of Russian roulette with colored pills, combined with erotic asphyxiation, that got out of hand. When Mariana started convulsing, instead of calling 911, these privileged young men, blinded by panic and the stupidity of believing they were above the law, tried to “resuscitate” her with caveman methods that only hastened her demise, and then… they tried to clean up the crime scene!
Wow! It’s infuriating to see how money thinks it can buy life!
PANIC IN HIGH SOCIETY AND THE CRY OF THE PEOPLE
Right now, the mansions in Las Lomas are trembling. The phones of Mexico’s top criminal lawyers are ringing off the hook. They’re trying to put together the classic defense: “It was an accident,” “They’re also victims of drugs,” “My son is a good kid who fell in with the wrong crowd.” My ass!
But the good and wise people have already seen the faces. The “See more” button broke the pact of silence. Social media is ablaze, demanding justice. Enough is enough of this country where there’s one kind of justice for the poor and a very different one for the rich.
WHAT NEXT? LET’S KEEP ON IT!
Guys, the clickbait scare is over, but now comes the real battle. We know their faces. We know they’re no saints.
That message on your phone was a warning: evil also wears silk and drives a brand-new BMW. Don’t be fooled by their hyphenated surnames or their families’ crocodile tears on television.
From this vantage point, we will not let up. We will continue to report every development in this case, every attempted bribe, every legal maneuver they try to pull off.
Share this story before the rich kids’ bots take it down! Let all of Mexico see the faces of those who thought they owned the world and ended up being alleged murderers!
The nightmare has only just begun for them. Justice for Mariana! We will continue to report minute by minute, no matter who is implicated!
